Blog Love

So, I know you all follow and read The Midnight Goose, and you absolutely adore it.  Right?  Pleeeeeease love me!  My self-confidence depends upon your approval!


Things My Wife Says – An Ongoing Saga – Pt. 6

If you were alive for the last, oh, 20 years, you’re probably at least aware of (if not super familiar) with a little show called Family Guy.  Providing a detailed synopsis of the show is not my intent here.  However, I do want you to be familiar with one particular episode–or at least a scene from that episode–so that you can follow this story.

Allen’s Infinite Playlist – Pt. 3

By now you should all know what’s going on on The Midnight Goose when we have an “Allen’s Infinite Playlist” day.  Yup.  It’s a lazy day.  So, why don’t we get right to it?  Here are ten songs that I love and belong forever on my playlist–especially when I’m writing…

Things That Make Me Go Hmmm…

First and foremost, respect to C&C Music Factory–for if it weren’t for the seminal dance classic released in June of 1991 (per Wikipedia), I would have no title for this post.  Yes.  I used Wikipedia to find the date of the song’s release.  This ain’t college.  No one is going to give me a failing grade if my facts aren’t correct.  And no, I won’t include a reference and citation page–I did enough of that when I was in college.

Peanut Butter Meltdown

Since April 1st, JoJo (the missus) and I have been on a “lifestyle change”.  Fuck it.  We’ve been on a diet.  We’ve been eating right, avoiding sugar, eating lots of fruits, veggies, lean meats, blah blah blah.  And it’s mostly been okay.

The First Anniversary is “Slap Fights”

Okay, like I always say–if you follow The Midnight Goose with any regularity, you know that JoJo and I are not the type of people you invite anywhere.  You definitely don’t put us on speaker phone.  We say and do jacked up shit all. of. the time.  We’re not trying to get attention, we’re just naturally…charismatic?  All right.  Maybe we’re just assholes–but that’s neither here nor there.  If a person can set aside their (understandable) annoyance with us, we can be amusing….

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