So, as y’all in the Goose Army know from reading Das Goose religiously (God love ya’), JoJo (the missus) and I talk mad shit to each other via text. We roast each other hardcore and every diss is met with shrugged shoulders. We don’t give an eff of any size about any of it because we are secure individuals. Plus, we know we love and respect each other deeply, so what’s it hurt to blast each other on the daily?
Maybe we’ll wind up in couples counseling one day, but that day ain’t today.
As I’ve done in the past, I’m going to share some fairly recent texts that JoJo and I have sent each other randomly. Please enjoy and try not to judge. Oh, hell, judge away. We don’t care.
I gotta go.
Until next time…