The “Fuck That Shit” Post

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The other day, a friend suggested to me that I needed to stop being so political and maybe “tone it down a bit”, especially on Twitter.  Mostly because I’m pretty much on a daily

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Excuse the fuck out of me??

mission to get the 300-lb Cheeto in the White House to block me.  Without ending up on a watch list, preferably, but hey, you take the bad with the deliciously good.  Besides, it’s not like it would be my first time being on someone’s Shit List, so no big.  This ain’t even my whole day, 45.  But…this post isn’t really about the human equivalent of a wet fart from a dry dog.  It’s about silence.  It’s about people that would love nothing more than for people that make them uncomfortable or disagree with them–or people that just speak their mind–to shut their mouths.  I don’t go for all of that.

You’re all shocked.  I can tell.  I can’t see you.  But I know.

Men (especially old, white, crusty ones) like telling women how they should feel about their bodies and reproductive rights.  What they should do to make themselves more pleasing to them.

LGBTQ+ people are told to not make public displays of affection.  Don’t talk about their partners too much or at all.  To not “mince” or “be butch” or to not take offense when someone says, about a gay man, “that’s a waste of a man right there.”  Or a lesbian is told “you just haven’t found the right man.” Or a bisexual person is asked if they’re not “just confused” or “experimenting”.

Black people are told that if they “didn’t act so black” that things would be better.  Or that “All Lives Matter”.  Or that white privilege isn’t a thing so stop saying it.  Or…or…or…the list is so goddamn lengthy on this one I don’t have the energy.

People of Hispanic heritage are told they’re not wanted here.  That some guy who happens to be of the same heritage who commits a crime represents them all.  Even though white people can go on shooting sprees time and time again, and it’s all “mental illness”.  That’s not representative of all white people.

I mean, I hate to be the bearer of fucked up beyond all recognition news–but white people are a goddamn problem.  They have been since the beginning of time.  Admittedly, no, the bad ones don’t represent all white people.  But neither do bad black people or bad Hispanic people represent all of the people in their groups, either.  There are good and bad in all groups.  It’s just the way it is.

Ya’ know why bad things happen?  It’s not because someone is a woman, LGBTQ+, white, black, Hispanic…or anything else.  It’s because:

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Here’s The Thing™ — you know what makes it worse?  When old, crusty, white men normalize that behavior.  When they say a man assaulting a woman wasn’t assault, or she was “asking for it”.  Or a police officer brutalizes/murders a person of color and doesn’t even get investigated.  Or micro-aggressions against marginalized communities aren’t even blinked at on the daily.

When someone speaks up and tells the truth or points out a wrong or wants accountability, they are told to be quiet.  To not rock the boat.  Guess what, fucker that says that shit–the boat is full of holes and the water is rising.

I’m so tired of seeing my female friends, my friends of color, my friends in the LGBTQ+ community…EVERYONE that is not white, straight, and male…being told to shut up.

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

We don’t have to be douches about it (but, fair warning, I probably will)–but no one needs to lose their voice.  Especially now.  If someone tries to silence you when you speak up for what is right, tell that fucker to take a seat.  Preferably, one that won’t buckle under the weight of their entitlement.

So–to anyone that tells me to “tone it down a bit”:

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I sold mine years ago on eBay for concert tickets.  It was a great concert.

 

Now that I’ve gone off the rails, yet again, I need a drink.  Hopefully Coke Zero is good enough.

Let’s end with a laugh, shall we?  This happened on the Tweeter when I twatted back at the 300-lb Cheeto in D.C.

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So, this guy’s playing hard to get…but it’s just a matter of time before he divorces his wife and puts a ring on this.  I’m so happy I could burst.  I’ve always wanted to marry a pink race car!

Side note: the joke was on me because, after the fact, I realized I was clapping back at a fake  Trump account in the first place.  That’s what you get for being a smartass, I guess.

Until next time…

 

 

 

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9 comments

  1. Thank God I was raised by a woman who told me I NEVER had to “tone it down” and I could be anything I damn well pleased! Keep doing you, and hopefully we’ll all survive this dumpster fire and become better for it!

  2. Why is it that people are always telling me to drop the Sphincter in Chief banter because it’s disrespectful…. and yet every sentence that drops from his orange mouth (or tiny typing hands) is riddled with venom. The inability of Old Pale and Stale to stand up to this cretin constantly amazes me. I keep thinking surely now….. (Russia? Nope. Porn stars? Uh uh. Money laundering? Nah. Obstruction of justice? Pfft. ) … now, they’ll stand up. Alas no. The Kool Aid Glass is empty and the lemmings have left the building.

      1. The U.S. will survive his presidency, we may even laugh about it one day. But the damage he’s done by undermining faith in the justice system, the free press and the intelligence community will have lasting repercussions. And that’s not even mentioning the Supreme Court nominations and the way he’s split this country in half with cultural and racial hatred. How. Did. This. Happen?

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